The owls fly forth from the treetops.
Through the air, they soar and they sweep.
A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love
For real, shut the [expletive] up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
You’re cute as hell and smart as [expletive]
But why in the [expletive] won’t you sleep?
NPR (the source of all knowledge) had a piece on it that wrapped up with:
“Of course, the book has received criticism, especially from parents who say they love their children so much, they enjoy every second with them — even when they’re struggling to go to sleep.
To that Mansbach responds with typical flair: ‘They’re full of [expletive],’ he said.”
Hope y’all are chuckling right now. Have a [unobjectionable expletive] great Friday. 😉
Nutrition log: tonight
Run log: 3 hours on the treadmill